The Last Roll I ate the last roll of toilet paper and I am NOT… postmasterSeptember 7, 2014 Smiling Dogs The Last Roll I ate the last roll of toilet paper and I am NOT sorry! I will do it AGAIN! Love, Hobbes ← Arrow. Border Collie. Does it make you a shitty person if you fall in love with a dog at one of those petsmart mega adoption events and bring her home to be a companion to your dog but they aren’t as compatible as they initially seemed and you have to bring them back? →