Chamber of Secrets I chewed up the Chamber of Secrets and have been banished to House Slytherin
She’s Hot-Boxering me! I sleep under Moms desk chair and fart every 30 seconds.
A Day At The Beach…..Almost I peed on a man sitting on the beach. Then I picked a fight with his dog. My dads face turned red. We went home.
Yuckshire Terrier “My name is Geddy and I love playing with animals in my yard. Last night I chased a black & white striped squirrel- Mom said it’s a skunk and skunks are NOT my friend. Dad asked if I…
Gutter Guilt “I like to tear the gutters off the house so Dad has to fix them every weekend. -Miller” He also drags them out into the woods to properly dispose of them.. But those eyes!
Sho-per Pooper “When Mama leaves without me, I pull her shoe out and poop in it. –Sophia, a.k.a Lil Gril…
Fajita Bandita I jumped on the table and stole ½ pound of seasoned fajita steak and I’m NOT sorry!
Trash Can Dog Jolie is obsessed with trash, tissues, and dirty underwear. There’s no stopping her after 11 years.
Inappropriate Attention Hound When Bubba gets bored he sneaks up behind my chair and gives me a nip on the bottom.
Deer Patrol Though she’s only 15 pounds Elsa takes it upon herself to try and protect the neighbourhood from a momma deer and her babies. Momma deer, however, does not appreciate her going after her babies very much…
Love Kills My name is Bandit and I love my family so much because they rescued me. I can’t stand to be more than a few inches from them at all times.
More Where This Came From I rolled in a rotting deer carcass twice in the last week…the smell didn’t come all the way out after my last bath.
Stuck in Jail “I broke in under the deck…and now am stuck in jail” – don’t worry, we let him out.
Play Time, Alarm Time! “I like to make everyone think that I’m dying by howling and squealing at 7am but really I just want someone to wake up and play with me!” Ps. It works!
Gluten Intolerant “I pulled the bread off the table and proceeded to smoosh it into tiny pieces instead of just eating it.”
German Fortune Cookie While my mom was at class, I decided to counter surf and found her fortune cookies from last night. She thought it was a very fitting fortune.
Naughty List They stole my 6 and 3 year old’s advent calendar from the kitchen and destroyed it.