The Snorlax is Defeated Lola, my Morkie, has a thing for chewing up lots of things. Yesterday morning she decided that her dad’s anti-snoring mouthpiece was good enough to chew on. Here is the description: “I thought dad’s anti-snoring mouthpiece…
I Regret Noth…. Okay, Maybe I Regret the Second Sock I…
I Regret Noth…. Okay, Maybe I Regret the Second Sock I feasted on 2 socks and some towel pieces while my owners were on vacation. Then I got a piece of towel stuck in my guts and had to visit…
Paws’ture Pedic Puggle Our dog Winnie can’t be trusted…
Paws’ture Pedic Puggle Our dog Winnie can’t be trusted with any type of bed!
Dash-ing Through the Snow (Uhm, That’s Couch…
Dash-ing Through the Snow (Uhm, That’s Couch Filling) Apparently the couch wasn’t comfortable enough so he made it softer while the dog sitter was changing her laundry…
Office Pawlitics I pooped at the office while my mom was…
Office Pawlitics I pooped at the office while my mom was honeymooning. Twice. I’m not sorry. I let him. Sorry.
Near-Sighted Jerk I tried jumping on the sofa and missed. I…
Near-Sighted Jerk I tried jumping on the sofa and missed. I head butted my mom in the face and broke her nose. She has a presentation at work on Monday. I am a near-sighted JERK!
Skittish Terrier I’m always chasing things around but…
Skittish Terrier I’m always chasing things around but I’ve never caught one before.
Killed THE Book Dylan killed a book, a children’s Bible….
Killed THE Book Dylan killed a book, a children’s Bible. The kids thought maybe he wanted the loaves and fish?
Dead Fish Shaming Sydney rolled in a pile of dead fish and…
Dead Fish Shaming Sydney rolled in a pile of dead fish and leaves from our koi pond as we were cleaning it and smelled awful!
No Dogs Allowed He thought he was being so sneaky!
No Dogs Allowed He thought he was being so sneaky!
Sheldon, the Tortilla Taste-Tester My mom was going to enjoy…
Sheldon, the Tortilla Taste-Tester My mom was going to enjoy some soft tacos when she came home from work, but because I took a bite out of every single tortilla after the cats knocked the bag off the counter, she…
My Hero: And Now For Something Completely Different This is my…
My Hero: And Now For Something Completely Different This is my amazing dog- she loves to be with her people and fiercely guards us from the squirrels in the backyard.
Tropical Fish Shaming “I bite the hand that feeds me….
Tropical Fish Shaming “I bite the hand that feeds me. -Frank” I’ve had Frank the tiger oscar for almost a year and a half.
Dog Delivery @UPS The UPS man forgot to throw me a cookie so I…
Dog Delivery @UPS The UPS man forgot to throw me a cookie so I snuck into his truck and took a ride around the neighborhood. He had to deliver me back to my house.
I Need to let it out My name is Koda I pretend Im going to…
I Need to let it out My name is Koda I pretend Im going to throw up because I know I will get to go outside. When I get outside I don’t need to throw up. I just want a…
Is The Calendar Made Out Of Beef?
Is The Calendar Made Out Of Beef?I came home to find a note from my husband that he had chewed up a…
There’s Still Plenty of Time to Get on the…
There’s Still Plenty of Time to Get on the ‘Nice’ List Came home from getting dinner, found the remains of my dog shaming calendar. Want to make sure you and your pup end up on the Big Guy’s Nice list?…
For Everything Else, There’s MasterBark
Kid’s Retainer: $225. Favourite sunglasses: $29.99. The look on my dog’s face when she has to wear…
Praise be! I tried to walk on the pool cover; I discovered…
Praise be! I tried to walk on the pool cover; I discovered I’m not Jesus. Mommy saved me!